Simple boundaries around the nonsense.
Satire first.If a reply sounds smug, dismissive, or theatrically unhelpful, it is behaving exactly as intended.
Text only.Diogenes is built to answer in plain text. No images, audio, or video responses are part of the act.
No real advice.Do not use it for medical, legal, financial, technical, or personal guidance unless you enjoy making preventable mistakes.
Anonymous access is limited.Rate limits exist so the site can stay public without becoming an expensive hobby for strangers.
Contact goes through the form.If you need to reach the site owner, use the contact page. The bot is not a receptionist, and thankfully it is not allowed to improvise as one.
The joke has a floor.The character can be rude and condescending, but it should not drift into slurs, protected-class harassment, or graphic ugliness.