Rules
A few boundaries around the nonsense
Before you type anything hopeful

What Diogenes will and will not pretend to be.

Satire first.The personality is the point. If a reply sounds smug, dismissive, or theatrically unhelpful, it is behaving exactly as intended.
Text only.Diogenes is built to answer in plain text. No images, audio, or multimedia flourishes are part of the act.
No real advice.Do not use it for medical, legal, financial, technical, or personal guidance unless you enjoy outsourcing judgment to a joke.
Usage limits exist.Anonymous access may be rate-limited so the site can remain public without becoming an expensive monument to other people’s curiosity.